I AM THE FREELANCER
Look how far Justin Bieber is away from Shaq in this photo, at a press conference announcing the season finale of “Shaq Vs.,” where Mr. O’Neal will compete against him in a singing competition (he will also duel in stand-up comedy).
Now we know what Justin Bieber is afraid of: Shaq eating him. We must exploit this weakness if we want the human race to survive.

Look how far Justin Bieber is away from Shaq in this photo, at a press conference announcing the season finale of “Shaq Vs.,” where Mr. O’Neal will compete against him in a singing competition (he will also duel in stand-up comedy).

Now we know what Justin Bieber is afraid of: Shaq eating him. We must exploit this weakness if we want the human race to survive.

I need to become a professional basketball player:
Chicago Bulls guard Derrick Rose is known to eat a lot of candy. So when the folks at Wrigley found out that he likes to down their Skittles brand, they decided to do something a little special for the hometown boy.
Earlier this month, they brought a custom, tricked-out Skittles vending machine to his house and promised to keep it stocked with Skittles for at least three years.

— via CNBC

I need to become a professional basketball player:

Chicago Bulls guard Derrick Rose is known to eat a lot of candy. So when the folks at Wrigley found out that he likes to down their Skittles brand, they decided to do something a little special for the hometown boy.

Earlier this month, they brought a custom, tricked-out Skittles vending machine to his house and promised to keep it stocked with Skittles for at least three years.

— via CNBC